If the evil gremlins kill the woman’s desktop computer, she has to borrow her husband’s laptop.
When she has to borrow his laptop, he can’t do his Big Important Assignments.
When the man can’t do his assignments, he agrees the wife can buy a new desktop.
When the wife goes desktop shopping, she decides on an iMac (of course) so she can do her design work on a new shiny screen.
When she decides on an iMac, she spends all week impatiently waiting for it to arrive.
When she finally sits down to work on a design at her shiny new iMac, she remembers that her home office chair is truly a piece of crap.
When she sits on a crappy chair, she is motivated to do more design jobs so she can pay for a new chair.
Moral of the story: I am a freelance designer and would love to pick up some extra projects this year. 🙂 I do print design mainly — posters, magazine and book layouts, brochures, flyers, billboards, ads, etc — but I also do shirt designs, social media marketing, and a bit of logo design. Hit me up.
I write. I design. I cook. I read. I make music. I talk to people -- all kinds of people.
I used to teach and hopefully will do so again someday.
My dream job would be a cross between barrista and consultant, with a large helping of international travel and bohemian wandering through concerts, museums, galleries, and open spaces.
Somewhere back in time, my students started calling me "RameyLady" and the name stuck. I like it. There's a Ramey-man too. He's a much better writer but he seems to be too humble to share it with the world....at least, not yet.